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Morty's9:40PM BBT: Jordan and Jeff are in the hammock, Kevin is on the patio telling her that part of the deal that he made with Jeff included getting rid of Michele. "Jeff's coming off as this great guy, but I just thought you should know he's done some shady stuff too." Kevin warns her. He says he's telling her this because he didn't want to let her be loyal to someone who is playing her. Kevin goes on to say that he'd like to take her to the finals, because he thinks he can win against her. Michele says there's no point in making plans until they see what happens next week. Michele was just being non-committal. Michele said that she knows that she has to win to get to that point, because she knows that no one wants to take her. Then Kevin tries to pump up her ego by asking her for her recipe for mac and cheese.
Kevin says that Jeff's been talking to Natalie, and when he asks her about, she's evasive. Then he tells her about the Pandora's Box game, and Kevin confides in Michele that he saw the whole thing, and saw Natalie run in the opposite direction when Kevin asked her to get the key. "I'm starting to doubt her trust." Kevin says they don't have a final two deal, that Natalie's always talked around saying they have a final two deal, she says things like, 'I got your back."
9:48PM BBT: Jeff and Jordan start talking a little game, and said that Michele is the biggest liar, even bigger than Ronnie. They mention Natalie (didn't hear what though).
10:09PM BBT: Jeff and Jordan leave the hammock, game talk between Michele/Kevin stop. Jordan goes inside Michele mentions that she probably has a million crotch shots because she sits unladylike
Natalie comes out :it's 10:10PM, everyone make a wish. Michele:" I wish I was drunk right now" Jeff: "I want to go back to reality, where people who are 21+ drink, not 18 younger drink. I don't understand how people get so drunk off so little here. Natalie tries to convince everyone she is not drunk. Natalie: "Let's do something fun, like play bullshit, because you're all a bunch of bullshitters." Jeff: "What planet and I on?" Natalie trying to convince everyone to play BS. (she is clearly drunk).
Natalie starts whispering something to Kevin, then she asks if anything happen while she was in the shower, he mentions he told Michele about Jeff screwing her over.
Natalie still trying to rally everyone to play BS.
10:27PM BBT: Oh great Bullshit is going on in the kitchen . .A tipsy/drunk "18"
yr old Natalie being [more obnoxious and] louder than usual..
People really seem not to be into the game as they were a few nights ago [so I predict an early end to Bullshit]
10:30PM BBT: "BULLSHIT"
10:40PM BBT: Well bullshit has ended as Natalie insists they play 31.. everyone giving a half hearted..yeah..
Other than that nothing going on of interest..
Jeff and Jordan have invited Natalie as a new roommate tonight..
"Is Jordan a good kisser" as Natalie asks "what else is Jordan good at"... as Natalie tries to ask Provocative questions..as now Natalie saying "it's messed up" Jeff doesn't take Hawaii. as Natalie tries to "instigate" Jeff and Jordan trouble. Jeff "I should have just took the cash from Kevin..no argument"
10:49PM BBT: Jeff a little annoyed.."first off you shouldn't be able to. .never-mind" as Natalie inquires what he was gonna say...
Kevin looks just as annoyed as Jeff...
Cards continues. Natalie still acting/really drunk.. and candy munching...
31 continues.."so I can stay in the room with you guys for real" Natalie asks.. Jeff and Jordan
10:56PM BBT: Natalie trying to cheat as she declares "there are special rules for me" as Michele tells it "there are no special rules for you"...
Jeff "you slugs those back like an old timer' as she swigs her Mike's like a dude... Natalie singing her praises about her "over cooked steaks' from dinner... as Jeff keeps getting BB warning about his singing..
Michele's getting annoyed with Natalie... as [all of are] as they continue playing
Card playing "playing truth are dare ..I decided" as she is saying she's making house decisions. as her obnoxious level is reaching epic proportions..even for her..
"you should cuddle with me instead of Jeff" Natalie says as Jordan snickers.."you straight up laughed at me Jordan" Natalie grates..
The game goes on and Michele says Wednesday is "vacuum day" as Jeff gets mad when Michele says he never does. Natalie grates in "don't throw stones" about Jeff not vacuuming.
Michele "I was just kidding' [you know she wasn't]
11:07PM BBT: The torture continues...
11:09PM BBT: Natalie tries to question if Jeff and Jordan will talk to her after it's over..[like she doesn't know the answer to that when the facts emerge]
Jeff still complaining about the BB house being dry tonight..
Jordan returns from SR check as Jeff says "can we get a reason why" no booze...
Natalie "why do you keep giving me dirty looks" as Natalie says "don't mad dog me" to Kevin.
"that was like a $5000 package" Natalie throws out there about Michele PoV prize.
11:15PM BBT: Natalie being an [insert favorite insult here] while playing cards...
11:16PM BBT: Kevin looking downright pissed... as Jeff is being extremely tolerant of Natalie's booze act as he needs her vote.
Jeff "no ones playing truth or dare"
Natalie "Casey would still be in this game if he kept his damn mouth shut" [hopefully she's saying that about herself next week]
11:20PM BBT: game breaks up as everyone scatters fast..even faster when Russell use to make his room clearing farts.
Natalie declares she's done with the Mikes as Natalie stalks Jordan as she like Jeff have to kiss up to her for votes...
Natalie asking Jordan we still cool and says "we have our deal" as Natalie tells her "you've come to your senses" to wanna stay..Natalie saying "I'm winning" next week as Jordan has no worries... as Natalie says "you're coming with me to the final two"
Jordan says "I don't think she trusts me. she's real standoffish" as Natalie "she's offering me everything to keep Jeff" and offering her "HoH" Jordan "oh my God... she wants him here that bad"
Jordan telling Natalie what Michele's intentions are... as Natalie tells Jordan "I'm not voting for Jeff"..and tells her "you're good girl" as Jordan thinks Michele would waste her HoH/PoV to get her out...
11:27PM BBT: Kevin comes out..as Natalie whispers "does Jeff realize he's going home" as Jordan who was ready to throw herself down says "I think so" and seems happy to be staying.. Natalie tells Jordan not to tell Jeff..
Jeff back outdoors as conversations halt... just general chit chatting about sleep..
"fun in the sun and picture day" Jeff says. as Natalie says "you and Jordan making out" as an idea for pics...
11:31PM BBT: Natalie "I'm about ready for bed"
Natalie grates... "why you in the corner by yourself..she says to Kevin whose on the hammock..as she says "you look like an L" "a loser" as she asks Michele if Kevin looks like "a loser" who throws her a look and if looks could kill we'd have our first BB casualty
"I would be talking to Chima right now if that skank wouldn't have taken her out" as Michele says "you're ridiculous" as Natalie asks "why you looking at me like that" as Natalie roll calls if she's ridiculous...
Natalie changes her tone as Michele takes a seat at the couch.."what up Jordo" as Natalie repeats.."Jordan is sleeping with me tonight" as Natalie says "the guys upstairs..the girls downstairs"
11:39PM BBT: Natalie dictating where people sleep..as Natalie says "who wants to spoon with the crazy bitch" and Jeff says "relax"...
Kevin in HoH pissed as Natalie asks "where's Kevin".
Jeff sings then
11:41PM BBT: Natalie just going on that's Jeff says to her "don't make trouble where there's no trouble" as Natalie tries to instigate about Jeff "ex girlfriend"
Jeff and Jordan Jordan doing their laundry folding clothes on the pool table... as Natalie goes on about Jeff's ex. Jeff who has no choice but to take it but says "Jordan for sure" when Natalie asks "who is prettier"
Natalie trying to asks about long distance relationships ask Natalie ask if they would move to where each other live. as the walk to the red bathroom with Natalie in tow..as Natalie talking about "break away" from the families. as they agree to "go steady" just to shut Natalie up but she gets louder as "the matchmaker of BB11" as now is making living arrangements for them... as Jeff asks "can I work in the salon"... as Jeff says he can't leave his job... "a family takes money"
11:56PM BBT: Back in SS room Wrap party talk... as Natalie telling the,Michele BB paid for 1 person and another FotH...
talking about season 5 when they met Diane..Natalie didn't know who she was. and Jeff and Jordan knew as they had watched the DVD as they talk press day... "that was a nightmare" Jeff says..
talking about the finale and since everybody is there why don't they just have the party that night. as Jordan says "just pay for own drinks"
as Natalie goes on about them staying together for a few days. Jordan says "3 days max..then I would"
Natalie "where's Kevin and Michele" as Natalie "there scheming".."those bastards are making a final two" as she yells "schemers... schemers" and leaves..
12:02AM BBT: Michele "is going to be pissed" as Jeff and Jordan laugh at the dirty looks Michele was giving Natalie..Natalie returns... saying "she's coming after me anyways" as Natalie returns...
Jordan rips one.."That stunk" as Jeff hightails it out of there...
Michele in bathroom kinda making those goofy smiles at herself..as Jeff comes in "what's going on" she asks as Jeff says "she's drunk" and Michele "is she really?" and Jeff says "yeah"..OK as Michele giggles her way out...
Jeff back in SS room as Natalie instigates some more. .this time about cuddling.
12:09AM BBT: Jeff flips the lights off as Jordan talks about "not seein nuttin" before the eyes adjust...
Natalie seems to be passing out.."she gone. she's out" Jordan declares [as all live feed updaters around the globe celebrate]
12:10AM BBT: Jeff and Jordan talking about not getting drinks tonight.
Michele comes in... and makes some jabs at Natalie "I'll go back outside and scheme... or do laundry".
Jeff and Jordan just small talking in bed.
12:20AM BBT: "you look like a very sexually frustrated person" Jordan tells Jeff... and her saying "I'm not doing it on camera" as he says he's always getting "shut down"
Jeff "we lost" as Jordan says it feels weird about the game as Jeff says because it was "so close" as Jeff says he'll "go out with class" as Jordan says she'll do the same . when she's evicted... "it's over..time to get over it" as Jordan says she thought he would be bitter and pouty.
12:49AM BBT: Michele making her rounds around the house as she enters the pool room.."Michele?" Jordan says and all you hear is Natalie's breathing...
Michele "this is the earliest" they have ever been to bed... "what?" both Jeff and Jordan says as she says if they are suffering from "hearing loss"..as Michele giggles and mumbles..as Jeff hears something and says it's a "mouse"
12:52AM BBT: Everyone in SS room in bed and Kevin in HoH. as it's getting quiet now...
12:54AM BBT: Jeff "I lost ..it's over" he tells Jordan in bed... as they talk "armpit" as Jordan sounds really sleepy..
12:57AM BBT: Everyone in bed... small talk with Jeff and Jordan ..
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